theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

magicalrebelchild:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

some of my favourite cryptids are just

some fucking regular beast

but

BIG

(Beast of Busco, that one taxidermy frog, etc)

like i get where the confusion comes with like frogman and mothman but no

no man element

no human in there

just fuck in.

l a r g e t u r t l e

just a regular ass beast but B I G

Snapping turtle

ya

the beast of busco was this cryptid that’s just. a regular ass snapping turntle

that was reported to be around

FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS

for those of yall being all ‘no thats just a regular snapping turtle’ well if u go on wikipedia, the LARGEST BOYS ON RECORD ARE:

if we discount the unverified 1937 account, the

largest verified one on record is HALF THE WEIGHT OF THE BEAST OF BUSCO

and even the reported but not verified account from '37 is 100 pounds shy

weenie-kun:

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girlbossjodiarias:

escuerzoresucitado:

#all they serve is cunt

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retroactivebakeries:

kisxmesoftly:

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literallyaflame:

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

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adobe-outdesign:

adobe-outdesign:

Pokemon is amazing because it started out being coded with duct tape and prayers by a small team of people. flash forward twenty years and guess what? it’s now coded with duct tape and prayers by a medium-sized team of people

ALT

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mintelly:

damnkittydotcom:

celticfox18:

….But he is right…. That’s a cuttlefish….

it’s not a cuttlefish 

imagine continuing to mansplain squid to a squid scientist after being called out for mainsplaining squid to a squid scientist

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flakes-girlfriend:

gayagendas:

yeahiwasintheshit:

‘Top’

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

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spitblaze:

spitblaze:

extremely funny when AI artists feel the need to put watermarks on their images

like oh you’re worried about misattribution and image theft huh. you’re worried that someone’s gonna take the image you made and claim it as their own. or strip away the context and your name. or use it in ways you didn’t consent to. boy that sure would suck huh. i bet that would feel really bad. i bet that would be really annoying. i b

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ophanim-vesper:

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this

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